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The Talking Centipede

 

 

A single guy decided life would be more fun

if he had a pet.

 

 

 

So he went to the pet store

and told the owner

that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

 

 

 

After some discussion,

he finally bought a talking centipede,

(100-legged bug),

which came in a little white box

to use for his house.

 

 

 

He took the box back home,

found a good spot for the box,

and decided he would start off

by taking his new pet

to church with him.

 

 

 

So he asked the centipede

in the box,

"Would you like to go

to church with me today?

We will have a good time."

 

 

 

But there was no answer

from his new pet.

 

 

 

This bothered him a bit,

but he waited a few minutes

and then asked again,

"How about going

to church with me

and receive blessings?"

 

 

 

But again,

there was no answer

from his new friend and pet.

So he waited

a few minutes more,

thinking about the situation.

 

 

 

The guy decided

to invite the centipede

one last time.

 

 

 

This time he

put his face up against

the centipede's house and shouted,

"Hey, in there!

Would you like to go

to

church with me

and learn about God?"

.....

you are going to love this.....

 

 

This time,

a little voice

came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!

 

I'm putting my shoes on!"

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[Kingpin]

Cant read the punchlineor is it just me?

[ian mc]

Cant read the punchlineor is it just me?

 

nope hard to read cant make much of it out due to the colour

[jtct]

try highlighting the whole joke and read it from there (in blue)

[jtct]

The Talking Centipede

 

 

A single guy decided life would be more fun

if he had a pet.

 

 

 

So he went to the pet store

and told the owner

that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

 

 

 

After some discussion,

he finally bought a talking centipede,

(100-legged bug),

which came in a little white box

to use for his house.

 

 

 

He took the box back home,

found a good spot for the box,

and decided he would start off

by taking his new pet

to church with him.

 

 

 

So he asked the centipede

in the box,

"Would you like to go

to church with me today?

We will have a good time."

 

 

 

But there was no answer

from his new pet.

 

 

 

This bothered him a bit,

but he waited a few minutes

and then asked again,

"How about going

to church with me

and receive blessings?"

 

 

 

But again,

there was no answer

from his new friend and pet.

So he waited

a few minutes more,

thinking about the situation.

 

 

 

The guy decided

to invite the centipede

one last time.

 

 

 

This timehe

put his face up against

the centipede's house and shouted,

"Hey, in there!

Would you like to go

to

church with meand learn about God?"

.....

you are going to love this.....

 

 

This time,

a little voicecame out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!

 

I'm putting my shoes on!"