String theory.........

[Guest Guest75]

String Theory

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The

bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A

few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The

bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't

serve strings here."

 

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties

himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back

up to the bar and orders a beer.

 

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

 

And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."