Jump to content

Young Love

Hayshake

By Hayshake
in The Barbie

 Share

Recommended Posts

Hayshake Newbie

Hayshake

Posted
Posted

The minister agreed to marry the young couple in his church if they vowed to remain celibate for the duration of their engagement.

 

One week before the wedding, he met them and asked, "Have you remained chaste, as I requested"

 

The man confessed that they had not; " Last week my fiancee was reaching for a box of light bulbs on a high shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and - suffice to say - we lost all control there and then."

 

The preacher shook his head and solemnly informed the man that he would not be able to marry the couple in church.

 

"Yes, thats what we expected" sighed the man.

"We're not welcome at B&Q any more either."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. By continuing to use our site, you accept our use of cookies, revised Privacy Policy and Terms of Use